cut cards

To process evidence for policy debate. Note: "Cutting Cards" is a general term and can include reading articles or books, tagging or citing pieces of evidence, or arraging evidence in a file. Origin: Was originated because people used scissors and paper to physically cut out and tape down evidence back in the day.

We didn't have any answers to that argument so they told me to go cut cards.

by Athena Pappas October 22, 2006

coldstone creamery

probably that best option when going out for ice cream. you get exactly what you want down to what type of bowl you want it in. You usually get great service and happy people to serve you, but what happens in the back?

we literally just sit when there is absolutely nothing to do

we have very deep and meaningful conversations

have gummy bear and m&m fights when your boss/manager isnt working

make fun of the ridiculous customers we just helped, you think you did nothing wrong? haha guess again you idiot!

feel free to give us a tip but dont expect a song, we arent trained monkeys that bow to yuor every whim.

dont complain because you really cant, you ordered the damn thing. unless you know theres a hair in it...

dont complain about prices because once again, you ordered it.

i know we have funny names for our ice cream creations but come on guys, some of them are just your inability to read.

if we ask you a question like what size, dont say 2 scoops because you look like a dumbass, our sizes are right in front of your face.

we really just want you order your damn ice cream and leave so hurry up deciding. like seriously you dont even know what your in the mood for?

the latest you should come in to get ice cream is about a half hour before we close. unless you want to get dirty looks the whole time and an overpriced order! just kidding i only did that once

other than those few things, enjoy your ice cream

customer "can i have a love it cookie monster"

Employee" haha yeah of course you can have a cookie minster"

"why does your icecream look melty"
uhm its ice cream in the summer?

oh i just love going to coldstone creamery!

by coldstone worker? July 1, 2009

codsticles

the act of playing any call of duty game with your shaved testicles, usually while on web cam.

that gangster really knows how to work his codsticles with the utmost skill, and look they are hairless!

by smallpeenor February 24, 2009

6 joker cards

The six warnings of the dark carnival
1st card: The carnival of carnage
2nd card: The ringmaster
3rd card: The riddlebox
4th card: The Great Milenko
5th card(my fav): The amazing jecekl brothers,Jake and Jack
the last card is..:The Wraith

ICP's joker card albums are the names of these cards

by Zax January 15, 2004

banjo cord

The bit that connects your bellend to your foreskin can be snapped without causing major damage for harder pounding.

I snapped my bnajo cord bout 4 months ago, had to ring up work saying i broke me nob

by iC_Ian August 3, 2005

I exchange V-cards with the retards.

Mack Maine says "I exchange v-cards with the retards" in the song "Every Girl". He means that he does not discriminate, he likes all women.

Friend 1-"You see that girl over there?"
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 2-"What?"
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."

by Indiscriminate May 18, 2010

Rip Cord

The sexual act of having anal beads inserted into your anus by your partner and then at the peak of a sexual climax your partner yells out "rip cord" and yanks the anal beads out as hard and quick as they can.

While I was banging my girlfriend the other night I used a set of anal beads on her. Right before she came I yelled out "RIP CORD" and yanked the beads out of her ass.

by ClassyLee June 24, 2011