by xylena June 22, 2006
Get the crushing mug.The regurgitation of a small chicken. Usually occuring after a night in the more rural areas of England.
"Oh my god, check it out, that guy's churping-chicks!"
by Samuvel January 17, 2009
Get the Churping-chicks mug.That wonderful moment or interlude that mixes the two singular pleasures of simultaneously taking a dump and chewing tobacco (or a chaw)
At the hotel the entire pitching staff had the men's room stalls fully occupied with their drawers on the floor and a white styrofoam cup between their feet on the floor chewing, spit-in', pooping or chuping
by Jules Altus September 29, 2011
Get the Chuping mug.To make an everyday occasion, activity or object a bit more special by using your smarts and skill, rather than just being all rich and throwing money at it.
Frankie: “Hey, how’s your new pool?”
Leon: “Check it out, I spent the afternoon Upper Crusting it with a floating cocktail bar made from Ikea shelves, a pool noodle, and some common household string.”
Frankie: “Cannonball!”
Leon: “Check it out, I spent the afternoon Upper Crusting it with a floating cocktail bar made from Ikea shelves, a pool noodle, and some common household string.”
Frankie: “Cannonball!”
by UpperCruster November 5, 2013
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Get the Candy Crushing mug.What you don't say when you're having sex :D
Becky: Ok, babe. Here I go onto your...
Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!
Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*
Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!
Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*
by Tucksta March 23, 2011
Get the Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me! mug.A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.
by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016
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