You've been cheesecaked

To say "you've been cheesecaked!" means you have asserted full dominance over an apponent or anyone really.
The purpose of saying the phrase is to leave the person in utter confusion, loss, and despair.

*John and Joe both say "shotgun!" At the same time.*
*They both start running to the passenger door.*
*Joe makes it to the door first, leaving John in the dust.*
Joe's says: "You've been cheesecaked!"
John starts crying.

by JuanSanchéz March 4, 2022

italian blueberry cheesecake

when two hairy men fart out cum onto one and another's backs then let it run down their ass cracks then proceed to drink said semen

omg todd that italian blueberry cheesecake was delicious last night

by stink berry August 10, 2012

Cheesecake surprise

when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.

She told me to be spontaneous, so i gave her a cheesecake surprise.

by Miller002 November 7, 2006

Strawberry Cheesecake

So you take your menstrating girlfriend, right? First you earn your red wings, then after you blow your spoodge in the form of a cream pie you mix all the juices around down there and go down on her. Enjoy your strawberry cheesecake

"So what if I'm on the rag? Now you can have some strawberry cheesecake!" "For the love of God, don't ever say that again, woman."

by Dave Thelump June 11, 2006

burnt cheesecake

A male grimmy, who can't dance, in general.

And will never be an underwear model.

Showing ape or caveman like qualities.

Orginated in floriston c.a.

Woman 1."Ya know that kid jimmy?"
Woman 2. "Yeah! He's such a burnt cheesecake!!"

by rawrrawrrawrrrrr March 1, 2009

strawberry cheesecake

the act of going down on a girl while menstrating and having a yeast infection

yummy bloody strawberry cheesecake treat with chunks of cheese

by PitbullBrisco June 16, 2011

angry cheesecake

When a man jizzes into a girl's eyesocket causing her eye to fall out, he then mixes the eye blood and semen into a paste and draws a sad face in it with his finger.

I angry Cheesecaked that bitch wendy last night lol!

by Adam Hyndman June 29, 2008