checkered career

A not-so-stellar past moral/business record of someone who's either a board-game player or a cab driver.

Any taxi-operator who has a history of playing board-games wif his passengers --- either by parking someplace and moving da game-pieces around instead of expediently conveying da customers to where they're going, or even partaking of said sedentary recreation while actually he's behind da wheel, and thus not properly keeping his eyes on da road --- would definitely be viewed as having a checkered career!

by QuacksO July 14, 2023

Smack Checker

Smack Checker - AKA Fact Checker. One who refutes all facts that do not support the main stream media narrative, its talking points and or any other statement that does not fall under leftist ideologies. (Ie: Socialism, Marxism, communism)

Hey did you see what the Snorpes Smack Checkers said? They said that there was zero evidience to support anything other than what they say is fact.

by FORESTFUNK March 07, 2021

checker box

Casey’s moms dildo box

Casey: guys get out of the room.
Them: what? Do you think we’ll find your moms checker box?

by Checker box February 23, 2018

checkered duck

When you want to sleep. Go to bed early.

Luis and Mallory will be checkered ducks tonight.

by Duck Me Down February 04, 2017

Pink checkers

A young woman wearing a pink checked dress

Hey Tim, check out the fucking pink checkers on that rig!

by Bert_baccarat April 10, 2023

Ball checker

In basketball the player checking the ball.

Who is the ball checker?

by DickPurple May 17, 2013

Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues

Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest

by Pannas & Rizz November 16, 2023