mini cabbages

The vegetable formerly known as Brussels Sprouts.

Suzan made mini cabbages with balsamic vinegar as part of her holiday dinner.
I never got why they call them Brussels Sprouts, they're obviously mini cabbages.

by MikeInDC November 18, 2019

Mad cabbage

Mad cabbage is a way to referring to weed, blunts, marijuana.

Dude lets go get high with some mad cabbage during lunch.

by Tyruct Jenkins February 26, 2011

cabbage roll

A cabbage roll is a rolled up bundle of paper money. A money roll.

Sherrie saw the size of his cabbage roll and knew who she was going home with that evening.

by ringmasterow January 26, 2010

Wank Cabbage

The correct way to refer to someone when they're being a little shitface.

Hey, stop being a fucking wank cabbage and join the voice call.

by LukeEmia_ January 5, 2021

Teach the Cabbage

A code-phrase meaning: "The fort is in danger, someone must guard it."

Synonym: Go guard the fort

Gilly, teach the cabbage, quickly!

by FortMaster73 May 20, 2010

electric cabbage

marijuana, pot, weed

We like to get togther once a week have a few brews, some electric cabbage and have a jam session.

by Joe Bruno October 11, 2007

Cabbage eater

Someone of reduced intelligence, usually only requiring the bare minimum nutrition to survive.

Jane: Jane like cabbage, cabbage like Jane. Nom nom nom

Jane ate the cabbage

Cabbage eaters = simple people

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018