can i get a ride

a question asked to kids of all ages of middle school by a little turn-eater with road kill on his head named jastin

when your parents pick up this little moucher he askes for a ride fto burbank so he doesnt have to use his bus tokens

by Korn911 April 19, 2005

can i put my balls in your jaws

u want to put your balls in there jaws and your lonely and horny

can i put my balls in your jaws stepsis

by cock licker900069 August 25, 2021

Can i get free gay dicks

Can i get free gay dicks

Can i get free gay dicks

by Bunnprisgorme May 4, 2022

can i get some fries wit dat?

a secret code at mcdonalds in urban places that means "hook me up wit some nuggets or sumthin' nigga."

employee: heres yo food
customer: ayyye nigga can i get some fries wit dat?
employee: yea, hold up nigga

by jaybe October 23, 2006

Can I hit your vape?

Ceæn eye HETE your vayp;

Can I give you a blowjob?

And/or

Can I suck thy ween?

Dude I’m so gay can I hit your vape?

Dude I’m literally gay too wtf Ofc you can bro

by Fernisnothere September 2, 2021

can i get a random hell no

what you say when you want to tell some one no but want to be a real dick about it. best used in large crowds and parties.

man one: hey guy can i borrow thirty bucks?
man two: can i get a random hell no?!
random person: hell no!

by teeheetommy January 15, 2011

can i go to the bathroom

come on we know you dont really have to go you just go there to have a break from school you go there to use your phone

kid: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: UHH I DONT KNOW CAN YOU?
kid: UHH I DONT KNOW DID YOUR HUSBEN CHEAT ON YOU?

by YAY_fucktheinternet March 10, 2021