When you hook up with a Burmese woman (because who doesn't) and she sits on your face and makes a farting noise (as all Burmese women do). It kinda sucks.
Hey, Joe, you see I traveled to Myanmar a few months ago and I hooked up with a young Burmese hooker but she gave me a Burmese Whoopee Cushion and I left immediately.
by East Timor July 25, 2016
Get the Burmese Whoopee Cushionmug. While having sex with your girl, and she's on top Cowboy, you fart. (Bonus points for quality in sound, stink, and length of fart).
My girl was bouncing on my so wild last night, but we had Taco Bell for dinner. I ended giving her the ANGRY WHOOPY CUSHION, and damn near shit the bed.
It stank so bad, that bitch got up and left in pout. So ate the leftover burritos.
It stank so bad, that bitch got up and left in pout. So ate the leftover burritos.
by Too tall May 26, 2014
Get the angry whoopy cushionmug. When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.
by Flynny500 June 2, 2011
Get the New Zealand Whoopie Cushionmug. Someone who is gang raped repeatedly in prison. This is used as a punishment normally reserved for child molesters, rapists, and snitches.
by rm 110 & co March 10, 2017
Get the prison pin cushionmug. When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.
by Flynny500 June 2, 2011
Get the New Zealand Whoopie Cushionmug. by Hesaidwhat December 11, 2020
Get the West Virginia pin cushionmug. Ellen: According to the Urban Dictionary and the Oxford Thesaurus, name another word for butt.
Beth: personal cushion!
Beth: personal cushion!
by YuvalMonster April 3, 2018
Get the personal cushionmug.