by Devtac March 03, 2024

Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view
by JohnXL December 16, 2017

Omg! LOOK at Derek he is such a crusader he's all dressed up, took try and fuck Becky whos got bigger thighs than she does boobs
by Jefg8r April 16, 2022

A sexual position where the man wears a cape and shouts beware the "winged Crusader " before starting and then shouts things like " Bam! , Pow! , Kapow!" And other such phrases from comics!
by The Pithan March 31, 2017

the enjoyment and pleasure people who are western chauvinists have whenever they find a case of something bad happening in the Middle East that allows them to ignore how flawed their own countries are.
John reveled in his Crusadism as he re-posted an article about Saudi Arabia executing people being barbaric. Ironically he was Texan.
by kyonkochan December 15, 2020

when the pope needs power he usually did one
using religion as a reason to take massive amounts land from people
using religion as a reason to take massive amounts land from people
Example 1:
Monarch1: How did you become an emperor dude, weren't you a duke?
Monarch2: I paid some mercenaries and participated a lot in a crusade
Example2:
Guy: Do you know the crusades, they were absolutely barbaric, right?
Other Guy: Yes, i know these. I agree
Monarch1: How did you become an emperor dude, weren't you a duke?
Monarch2: I paid some mercenaries and participated a lot in a crusade
Example2:
Guy: Do you know the crusades, they were absolutely barbaric, right?
Other Guy: Yes, i know these. I agree
by ordepthegreat March 19, 2022

The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded
by Jonas'the'paragon April 18, 2019
