crimson crusader

Hope, guardian a man who follows the will of God.
by Devtac March 03, 2024
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crusty crusader

Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view
Me and Shelly did a nasty crusty crusader on last Wednesday right outside the shopping centre
by JohnXL December 16, 2017
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Crusader

A attractive person who suits up in nice clothes to go and fuck the shit out of a fat girl
Omg! LOOK at Derek he is such a crusader he's all dressed up, took try and fuck Becky whos got bigger thighs than she does boobs
by Jefg8r April 16, 2022
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Winged crusader

A sexual position where the man wears a cape and shouts beware the "winged Crusader " before starting and then shouts things like " Bam! , Pow! , Kapow!" And other such phrases from comics!
Its my birthday and i asked the Mrs to try the winged crusader !
by The Pithan March 31, 2017
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crusadism

the enjoyment and pleasure people who are western chauvinists have whenever they find a case of something bad happening in the Middle East that allows them to ignore how flawed their own countries are.
John reveled in his Crusadism as he re-posted an article about Saudi Arabia executing people being barbaric. Ironically he was Texan.
by kyonkochan December 15, 2020
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Crusades

when the pope needs power he usually did one

using religion as a reason to take massive amounts land from people
Example 1:

Monarch1: How did you become an emperor dude, weren't you a duke?

Monarch2: I paid some mercenaries and participated a lot in a crusade

Example2:

Guy: Do you know the crusades, they were absolutely barbaric, right?

Other Guy: Yes, i know these. I agree
by ordepthegreat March 19, 2022
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the collective crusader

The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded
Happylad: do you know the collective crusader?

Me: of course i know jesus
by Jonas'the'paragon April 18, 2019
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