crippled biscuit

simply when one's biscuit becomes broken and crippled.

lee: OMG my biscuit is broken ;(
phoebe: it's not broken, it's crippled !
lee: oh darn it, i now own a crippled biscuit.
phoebe: LOL!

by leetard. July 30, 2009

Crippling Potato

Matthew

Laney:Hey is that Matthew?

Logan:Yep that’s a potato rolling on the floor.

Laney: Oh the Crippling Potato

Logan: Yeah that Crippling Potato is Matthew

by MatthewSaidFuckMeDaddy106 May 9, 2019

cripple kick

The act an incapacitated mother does to enact revenge upon her rat bastard children.

You better watch it or mom will cripple kick you upside the head, crutches or no crutches.

by Cripple's Rat Ass Daughter January 18, 2009

Cripple-Copter

Any wheel-chair with aerial capabilities
A flying wheel-chair
When you launch a paraplegic out of a cannon

"You see that cripple? he needs himself a cripple-copter!"

by jdjfsjvb February 9, 2009

crippling gay

Crippling gay is when someone who is gay feels the need to be constantly in your face about it.

''Oh look that boi has that crippling gay.''

by intense Dabaroni January 24, 2018

Emotional Cripple

A pathetic waste of spineless dung that doesn't have enough balls to look himself in the mirror in the morning.

"Go fuck yourself cunt, I'm not some emotional cripple like Matt or Brian who is gonna lay here while you take a monster shit on my head" "Suck my balls bitch, your gonna die!"

by DHF January 7, 2006

Cripple Slap

when someone who is crippled, gives you a nice solid slap.

Dude! You just cripple slapped me!

by cosisondogs April 10, 2010