The idea that everyone in college football is out to get the SEC. Thinking they are master's of the universe, these bastions of sportsmanship forget their illiteracy and racial intolerance to chant how important their conference is. Conference pride is about as intelligent as AFC pride in the NFL, it's meaningless and most fans find themselves defending their conference for no real reason due to the SEC conspiracy. The conspiracy exists mainly due to the fact that flaws are never recognized but every strength exploited to the point of nausea.
"Hey look Cal is beating the University of Tennessee!" - random sports fan
"IT DOESNT MATTER SEC SEC SEC S E C S E C IN YOUR FACE" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"That doesn't even make sense, your conference is losing?" - random sports fan
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"Lets go in Barnes and Nobles, it's like kryptonite to red-necks, he's suffering from the SEC conspiracy." - random sports fan
"IT DOESNT MATTER SEC SEC SEC S E C S E C IN YOUR FACE" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"That doesn't even make sense, your conference is losing?" - random sports fan
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"Lets go in Barnes and Nobles, it's like kryptonite to red-necks, he's suffering from the SEC conspiracy." - random sports fan
by mwbinDC February 19, 2008
Get the SEC conspiracy mug.Someone who arrives at a conspiracy theory before it's cool or well known-- i.e. before it's posted on Infowars or Reddit.
Ron: "I thought Building 7 was suspicious before Loose Change was even released."
Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
by peacechicken December 22, 2012
Get the Hipster Conspiracy Theorist mug.The conspiracy theory that the reason the Avocado has such a large seed that i cannot reproduce by itself naturally is because it was introduced to earth by an advanced alien civilization. The only way for it to continue to exist is for some spieces to evolve to the point that it could farm and care for the avocado while also slowly taking over and domesticating the host species. This is also the reason everyone freaks out when someone says "i don't like avocados" as this is a direct threat to the future overlords.
Waitress: Would you like to try todays special on avocado toast and salad?
Person 1: No thank you, I don't really like avocados.
The entire restaurant stands up and points in unison.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS THE AVOCADOS! ITS SOME SORT OF AVOCADO CONSPIRACY.
Person 1: No thank you, I don't really like avocados.
The entire restaurant stands up and points in unison.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS THE AVOCADOS! ITS SOME SORT OF AVOCADO CONSPIRACY.
by justanotherbluepill February 8, 2019
Get the Avocado Conspiracy mug.Since 1861, in the United States, seditious conspiracy is codified at 18 U.S.C. § 2384:
If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.
If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.
When the second branch of the federal government organizes a mob to lay siege to the first branch to interrupt the peaceful transition of elected power, that’s a seditious conspiracy.
by Word Ranch June 6, 2022
Get the Seditious Conspiracy mug.An idea that George Bush organized 9/11. It's fucking stupid but it's fun to use in some situations.
Martin hid in a bush while playing hide and seek and yelled:
"I call this technique the 9/11 conspiracy because it involves a bush!"
Credit to a shitty youtuber named Darkk Mane
"I call this technique the 9/11 conspiracy because it involves a bush!"
Credit to a shitty youtuber named Darkk Mane
by AltSLEEP May 27, 2019
Get the 9/11 Conspiracy mug.When you look up your name/your friends name on the urban dictionary and the description is completely accurate which results in you being mind blown. That is the urbandictionary name conspiracy.
*Charlie Sheen looks up his name in the urbandictionary*
The name Charlie is often the name a guy that is bi-winning and has tiger blood is called.
Charlie: Duuude, how did they know?!
Dude: Yeah Charlie, that's the Urbandictionary name conspiracy...
The name Charlie is often the name a guy that is bi-winning and has tiger blood is called.
Charlie: Duuude, how did they know?!
Dude: Yeah Charlie, that's the Urbandictionary name conspiracy...
by areyoume? May 31, 2011
Get the Urbandictionary name conspiracy mug.1. Man, that pigeon just crapped on my car, it must be a part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
2. Man, I'm a poor penniless hippie because of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
3. Man, what's your problem, I don't smell, you're just in the VRWC.
2. Man, I'm a poor penniless hippie because of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
3. Man, what's your problem, I don't smell, you're just in the VRWC.
by NCTL November 1, 2004
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