Butthole Mania

An un expected onslaugt of diarrhea.

Dude i went to take my pants off to take a shit, the all of the sudden I starded spraying liquid shit everywhere uncontrollably. My friend called it Butthole Mania.

by Manimal5915 February 25, 2011

loose butthole

something bad, not good, misleading, unpleasant, or just straight messed up

guy1: i totally broke your bowl(marijuana pipe)

guy2:dude thats loose butthole

by EASTSIDEGSALLDAY June 12, 2011

butthole surfer

All these diffinitions are incorrect really, The band 'The butthole surfers' actually used this as their name because of all the things people would associate with it. What it actually means is when someone is running along and fall on their ass and slide on the grass. That is butthole surfing.

I love butthole surfers they own. Yas are all rpobably gunna gimme thumbs down but Its true!

by PWnaGE March 6, 2005

WiFi Butthole

The point at which your WiFi signal is total crap but your cell phone refuses to switch over to using cellular data and your connection is useless, e.g., browser is stuck spinning, app is not responsive and won’t load new content.

Jane: Hey Jack, check out this photo I just posted on Instagram.

Jack: I can’t do crap on my phone right now because I’m stuck in the WiFi Butthole outside my home. Give me a minute so my phone will switch to cellular.

by smashdev64 May 25, 2018

Whiskey butthole

It's like when guys get whiskey dick from drinking to much, girls get whiskey butthole from drinking to much. So it won't hurt when you have anal.

Hey baby girl let's do anal, "alright I drink a bunch of tequila so I'll have whiskey butthole."

by Smalls1980 July 27, 2021

beijing butthole

When your farts are so bad and so thick the air is like China.

After burrito night, Seth's farts were so nasty that the air was visibly thick. Seth had a case of Beijing Butthole.

by HotChuck April 6, 2021

Lazy butthole

A non-douched, under-prepared butt
hole.

A butthole that has had no effort in the preparation of a good time.

A tired anus after being used multiple times and losing elasticity, one that has little to no sphincter control and would benefit from a daily ritual of kegals.

That Grindr Boy had an aggressively lazy butthole. Like, we couldn’t even feel each other.

by WayTooDeep February 23, 2019