bob

hello my name is bob and bobert is my wife

i like to fuck bobs little bobert

by bob bert December 4, 2019

Bob

A common name no-one uses

Jeff:"Hey Bob."
Bob:"Hey aren't our names average but no-one uses e"
Jeff:"That's right never realized."

by \/\/ 0 l= l_l July 1, 2018

Bob

some sort of creature and there are people that worship this creature called bob

fun fact: bob is lactose intolerant

Person 1: bob
person 2: yes, bob
person 3: confusion

by zekezagoon May 8, 2023

Bob

The lord that surpasses that of god and jesus.

"If you say you god at orange justice then you mean me." a famous quote created by Bob with the help of Albert Einstein.
When bob came across the word "strög" he famously changed it and all of it's definitions to "ströbröd".
Bob once sat underneath an apple tree and an apple came falling down onto his forehead, then he instantly ascended to a more powerfull being and created the word "sockervadd".
Bob also traveled to Italy once and dropped a piece of bread and a tomato together on the ground and invented Italiano Pizza, people called him Mestre Da Pizza for his wonderful actions.

Me:Hello
Bob:I be bobbin
Me:What?
Bob: *Pulls a fat bob-it on my forehead causing permanent brain damage*.
Me:*now retarded*
Bob: Yeah bro

by WildHobbit57 May 13, 2019

To the bob

Another name for basketball goal

Ben Simmons can’t shoot but that mf can get to the bob

by Hooper244 February 21, 2020

Bob

Bob

"Bob"

by npnpnpnp November 25, 2021

Bob

Bob is a sexy,and an aggressive party animal.He can be a savage cabbage when it comes to eating cabbages.He is a bald shiny headed man.He has three niples.

Boy: bob is so cool
Girl: I know he has three niples and a really shiny head!!

by yourstruly_3nips November 17, 2018