Smash Blast

A football-based game involving kicking a ball against a wall competetively. This game can accommodate limitless players, however anymore than 10 would be impractical. Smash Blast is often shorted to SB.

Hey Mavis, wanna play Smash Blast?

by AW94 October 22, 2010

Berklee Blast

The Berklee Blast is most commonly used to describe the result of the cafeteria food at Berklee College of Music. It entails eating some of the badly cooked food and then having diarrhea, often times explosive.

"Oh man, I can't believe I ate the chicken in the caf. I had the Berklee Blast all night."

by asdglkahga;lh May 14, 2009

Blast Furnace

An method of torture by which the victim is locked in a closet or covered with a heavy blanket, for a prolonged period of time, together with an individual with a known propensity for blowing farts of the loud, trumpeting variety, and who has recently consumed a considerable quantity of beans or confectionery containing petroleum jelly, such as jujubes. Persons subjected to torture in the blast furnace typically display symptoms such as trembling, nausea, and slurred speech.

Edgar needed several sessions with a professional therapist following his six-hour confinement in the Snickersburg blast furnace, for which Big Eddy "Brown Stain" Bollocks had provided the stoking.

by Hieronymus June 17, 2008

Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

tinder blast

a reckless succession of right swipes intended as a shotgun approach to finding the evenings tinder fuck. A tinder blast usually results in a night of bad decisions and a morning of blocking undesirables.

Hey bro, sorry I ditched you last night. I tinder blasted my dignity away.

by Glyph11 February 15, 2014

shat blast

when your done in the bathroom and the toilet bowl is blasted with shat. it usually doesn't come off when you flush.

"I walked into Ryan's bathroom to take a leak and there was a nasty shat blast in the toilet"

by stusky September 26, 2006

Pulling a Blast

Raging in a Discord server, and leaving before the community has a chance to tell you how big of an idiot you are.

Man: Did you see that his holiness The_Immortal wanted to build the Hangar bay of the Starship Enterprise?
Woman: That's ridiculous, did you tell him to get lost?
Man: Nope, decided he'd be Pulling a Blast before we could scold him.

by Dave Baczuki June 6, 2018