a bigger fish to fry

When you avoid doing something, cause you have something more important to do.

- "Why she didn't come to class?"
- "Well, she had a bigger fish to fry."

by ari77o May 10, 2010

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The two biggest lies

1. The check is in the mail.

2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

The two most undisputed, biggest lies ever spoken of all time. And always spoken with a tone of conviction to convince the other party to relax and believe what they are being told is utterly and completely trustworthy.

1. Landlord: "It's the 5th of the month, and I haven't received your rent check!"

Irresponsible tenant: "Hey man, no worries, the check is in the mail!"

Landlord: "Yeah right, that's one of the two biggest lies in the world!"

2. Girl about to give head: "I really hate the taste of cum, I swear it will make me gag. So, please promise that you'll let me know before you finish, OK??"

Horny dude: "Don't worry baby, I promise that I won't cum in your mouth..."

by Butt Boy 1975 May 8, 2011

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Tyrone Biggums

Everybody's favorite crackhead. As seen on Chappelle's Show.

Tyrone Biggums teaches little kids how to get high.

by Seth March 16, 2004

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Biggby

A pejorative term referring to a person of Canadian origin. Especially used to refer to those Canadians residing in the U.S.

pl. Biggbies

Paul, you're nothing but a syrup-slurping, moose-hugging Biggby.

I hate those damned Biggbies, coming over the border from Canada and stealing our jobs.

by dsap March 26, 2009

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