beta goose

It is a non Alpha, as in a beta.

John is such a bitch, he is a beta goose

by _rager_ September 16, 2013

Schizo-Beta

A person who keeps rambling delusions and refuses to accept any other opinion other than theirs whilst simultaneously
imagining themselves as superior in every way.

Person 1: Hey, did you see what Russia did to the village in Ukraine?
Person 2: Yeah man, sucks that the media portrays Russia to be the bad guy.
Person 1:They literally started this conflict
Person 2: No, Russia was just pressured due the current state of geopolitics complication and NATO forcing them to retaliate...Just cope and learn facts boy.
Person 1: Wow, what a schizo-beta

by butchbutcher March 08, 2022

dirt-beta

Really, really old. Beta is the test phase before a product release to the general public. "Older than dirt" refers to someone or something really ancient - but dirt-beta is even older.

"Man, those clothes are so out of style they're dirt-beta."
"Dude, your grandpa is so old, he did QA on the dirt-beta."

by Captain Frank April 25, 2008

Beta Mid

The most devastating insult for someone who is both a beta male AND mid. AKA: the worst type of person.

"You see Nathan? He gets no bitches."
"What a Beta Mid."

by BetaMid March 26, 2022

Beta Male

A little bitch who avoids risks and lacks in masculinity.

Jackson Is a beta male, he had a mental breakdown cuz he can’t get pussy

by DaSlavic January 25, 2020

beta test

The last stage of testing for a computer product prior to commercial release. Beta testers are usually real users who are offered a free down load or product to try out and are asked for feedback.

George, "Hey, Where did you find this new app on your phone and how can I get it?"

Sara, "Sorry, babe, it's a beta test and not available yet".

by Noopyhi November 11, 2013

Beta testing

The act of having sex with someone under the age of 16 and over 11

Derek was indulging in beta testing last week, we should report him to the authorities!

by 69cooldad420 May 21, 2019