baseball cards is code word for getting absolutely shit faced whilst drinking white claws, because there is no laws when you are drinking claws.
by ILOVEWHITECLAW September 09, 2019
The gods in the heavens that control the weather, or outcome of a game depending on the players or teams
by Joeeerteysr March 20, 2014
the most beautiful product of playing baseball for years, and an attractive trait. the baseball pants showcase the tight athletic ass, thus making it a baseball ass within the pants. NOT seen on players that are wayyy fat or wayyy skinny. just the hot ones.
Tyler's baseball ass got him any girl he wanted cause his baseball ass showed up in every other pair of pants he wore.
by newyorknewyork15 February 22, 2011
a short period of sleep usually induced by an already tired state and accompanied by a baseball game playing on television.
I was still pretty tired from the night before, so I just turned on the game and took a baseball nap on the couch. Similar to a golf nap
by PeterCotton September 20, 2010
Instead of hitting a ball in the game of baseball, you crack a monkey on the top of its head with a lead pipe and run the bases until it dies
by Mao Zewong February 27, 2020
When a male sticks his whole hand into a womans vagina opens his hand, and with all his might, lifts the lady into the air and holds her up.
by King of Cacti April 05, 2014
A reference to a very early Beavis and Butthead cartoon in which they treat the frog as a baseball, and hit it with a bat, just to watch it splat. Very funny.
by Nekto September 19, 2006