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Carnival Barker

Carnival Barker is an absolute legend probably most aura apart from Peter Franklin to ever walk the planet. Agnus is such a bitch, you didn't hit the spaceship you little retard.
I want 'Carnival Barker' to give me a lap dance.
by HowToTrainYourFaggon June 30, 2024
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barker

A person who is 'all bark and no bite'.

Commonly acting threatening, but in reality they are really harmless. They are the complete opposite of a biter.
Jake, can you quit being a barker?
by that ominous guy April 13, 2015
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Barker

A small Village in western NY that no one knows of. Can’t afford anything and sports teams suck. Best thing to do is go to a shitty taco place and a pizza place. The school is okay but A lot of Racism.
Hey you know that little racist village named Barker?
by BrockPurdysolos January 29, 2023
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pulling a Barker

To flash your balls accidentally at an old Vietnamese lady collecting sea weed.
This morning I was chased by an old Vietnamese man after he saw me pulling a Barker at his wife.
by derettahs October 14, 2020
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ethan barker

suck my dick” - ethan barker

“aight” - not courtney
by bthanearker November 20, 2019
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jerry barker

Some retard with a small dick
by Jbarker069 July 31, 2017
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barker-brigade

Refers to the infuriating/humiliating "auditory chain-reaction" that often occurs with all da neighborhood dogs... you merely walk by one house with a dog tethered out front, and he starts barking at you, then the dogs next door --- even if they're locked inside the house --- hear him and start yappin', too, and then the hound at the property next to that one starts howling, and so on and so on and so on... pretty soon all da canines within a half-mile radius are barkin' fit to bust, when whatever the first dog was barking at isn't even anywhere near those other dogs' vicinity.
I try to scavenge for returnables only during the mid-to-late daylight hours, so that the resulting barker-brigade in the roadside homes will create a minimum of "the dogs woke me up!" aggravation.
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
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