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Baker's Fuck

The act of not caring, literally not giving a fuck, up to 13 (a baker's dozen) times more than you would normally.
Man 1: "Hey do you mind if I go out with your ex-wife, she's been calling me for weeks?"

Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."
by The Civil Word Servant October 19, 2010
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banger alert

When a dope ass song comes on you shout this out
When someone turns on that new hit by 21 Savage
"BANGER ALERT!"
by Fuckme456 February 9, 2019
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Bandera bread sex trade

This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...
I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.
by Bog-man November 1, 2016
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bankroll

to financially support someone and/or something, such as, but not limited to: a person, a project, or a company.
a warm thanks to the many members of the merchants guild for generously funding and bankrolling these videos, you're all truly wonderful.
by mr_klikbait August 2, 2019
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Bakerspatch

A city in Kern County California, better known as Bakersfield. Town founded by Colonel Thomas Baker in 1869. Its between LA and Fresno. Its a hot little town full of "08'ers" and Normal people too, who run to the beach to escape the heat. Where the bro truck owners reside...oh yes....and where Buck Owens lived! It is competing with LA for the worst Smog in the nation!
Yes, I live in Bakerspatch and love it!
by diananer September 17, 2010
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Banger Friendly

adjective

When a house (or similar) has all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics for a party.
"Will's house is hella banger friendly; he has a a jacuzzi, pool, and deck overlooking the city"
by OstriMonk May 20, 2017
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Bakery

A business specialising in the making and selling of baked goods. Bread is famously sold in bakeries. Bakeries have wide ranges of delicious bread for everyone to chose from.

There are various flavours and types of bread. Your local bakery will be more than happy to help you find your prefect type of bread.

If you are gluten or wheat intolerant, I am very sorry to hear. There is still bread for you because bread is inclusive, but there are a lot less types and they tend to be boring. If you choose to be gluten free I recommend that you wake up and eat some bread, then tell me it’s worth it.
Sally: “ did you hear about that new bakery that opened down the road?”
Susan: “ no I don’t like bakeries”
Samantha: “ but sally there is bread in bakeries”
Susan: “ I’m gluten free
Sally: “ oh wow that must be so hard for you, I’m so sorry”
Susan: “ don’t be sorry, it was my choice. I’m not a fan of bread.”
Samantha: “I’m sorry sally are you feeling ok?”
Sally: “um Susan i don’t think we can’t be friends anymore. I’m sorry but kind of not because you don’t like bread so it was going to happen eventually
Samantha: “she’s right. We’re going to the new bakery to eat some bread”
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