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sabean: "i knew freddy sanchez was going to be clutch and take it to cliff lee in game 1 of the world series and give us the momentum we needed to finally win a world series championship".
beane: "hahaha, you do realize that it was just a fluctuation in BABIP right? oh wait, i forgot, hahaha...you don't know what that is. let me explain...."
beane: "hahaha, you do realize that it was just a fluctuation in BABIP right? oh wait, i forgot, hahaha...you don't know what that is. let me explain...."
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Also known as an act of cannabalism that is viewed in a positive light.
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How to identify to your friends a person that swallows.
Also known as an act of cannabalism that is viewed in a positive light.
It's what you tell the wife when she is getting mouthy about being hungry.
A term used to describe anyone that swallows jizz.
How to identify to your friends a person that swallows.
"Hey Carlos, why did you get married?" "That was easy, Kristina likes to "Eats the babies" after giving me head!"
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Naughty Bob The Skipper is a queer, he eats his own babies!
Those two queers are off to have a baby buffet, they are gonna "Eat the babies!" for sure.
The new supervisor at work is a dick, he likes to "Eat the babies" for sure.
My girlfriend is a mexican hater, she commits random acts of genocide by eating my babies!
Dr. Hannibal the cannibal lecter doesn't have shit on the sluts that Brian meets, those girls always "Eat the babies!"
Naughty Bob The Skipper is a queer, he eats his own babies!
Those two queers are off to have a baby buffet, they are gonna "Eat the babies!" for sure.
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