bowel bread

Feces, especially a large amount of particularly steamy feces with the consistency of bread

I'm baking a loaf of bowel bread and it's almost done

by Dr. Lazarus November 26, 2009

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bowel burger

flipping shits with your penis

jusdin samuel, please bowel burger now

by eggplant2011 April 18, 2011

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The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.

Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.

by Arrackon May 29, 2010

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Buccal Cavity Bowel Buster

(N). eng.; the act of receiveing fellatio from your spouse after they forget to lock the door while they are making a bowel movement.

Are you familiar with the blumpkin?

"Yeah sure, who isn't?"

Ok, well Laura refuses. However yesterday when she was taking a shit I stood in front of her and she blew me. Buccal Cavity Bowel Buster !!!

by Broskiniwitcz May 23, 2014

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