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my bowels are betraying me

this basically means that you're on the verge of shitting your pants or you're currently having explosive diarrhea
"wyd"
"my bowels are betraying me"
by ZeekeyPooPie February 20, 2025
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boweling ball

A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.
I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.
by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021
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The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.
Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.
by Arrackon May 29, 2010
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Blue bowels

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.
“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”
by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022
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Toxic Bowel

Hey, you guys want some Toxic Bowel? Yeah, I want to try the new Dorito Taco.
by blahsome April 18, 2012
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Taking a shit on an inter-Continental flight.

FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.
Do NOT go into the restroom: that guy just dropped a nasty ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement.
by NeologianPJG January 28, 2024
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Cabana-Bowel

The urgent, swift, and often painful need to evacuate the body post-consumption of the Taco Cabana "Cabana Bowl." This reaction is often contributed to by their large free salsa bar.
Man, we got pretty drunk and hit the Taco C, it was great but I woke up 4 hours later with a severe case of Cabana-Bowel. I couldn't sit right for hours.

Hey! 4 cups of salsa and onions? You're gonna get Cabana-Bowel!
by ZekeG August 9, 2012
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