this basically means that you're on the verge of shitting your pants or you're currently having explosive diarrhea
by ZeekeyPooPie February 20, 2025

by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.
Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.
by Arrackon May 29, 2010

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.
by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022

by blahsome April 18, 2012

Taking a shit on an inter-Continental flight.
FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.
FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.
by NeologianPJG January 28, 2024

The urgent, swift, and often painful need to evacuate the body post-consumption of the Taco Cabana "Cabana Bowl." This reaction is often contributed to by their large free salsa bar.
Man, we got pretty drunk and hit the Taco C, it was great but I woke up 4 hours later with a severe case of Cabana-Bowel. I couldn't sit right for hours.
Hey! 4 cups of salsa and onions? You're gonna get Cabana-Bowel!
Hey! 4 cups of salsa and onions? You're gonna get Cabana-Bowel!
by ZekeG August 9, 2012
