Attendance queue

Making sure everyone who arrived before you to an event has left before you, so no-one can accuse you of attending for less time. Most commonly used in regards to work or awkward social situations.

1. Work is a total attendance queue right now.

2. I'f I skip the attendance queue I will get fired for sure.

by totallynotbrendan June 16, 2011

Attention Hogg

A person who uses the deaths of others to gain internet fame and cash. This type of person will create scandals and drum up any kind of attention they can to keep their name current. They also have the unintended ability to rally people to heavily buy firearms at at alarming rate for some odd reason.

That guy is an attention hogg and he really is doing more bad than good. At least he is getting paid...

by Impureclient June 24, 2018

ATTENSHONE

Attention, but better. Usually written in all-caps. Usually expressed by yelling. Feel free to use when in need of infinite hogz from hooman.

*hugs hooman* I love you gimme ATTENSHONE!

by lellyca August 7, 2018

Attention Zombie

The most pathetic type of attention whore in the history of attention whores who fakes her own death online to get attention and sympathy from others. Usually accompanied by a league of her own alt accounts and simps who spread the news of unfortunate death and then a miraculous recovery few days later and collects all the attention.

"Is SoGna alright ? Haven't seen her online and I hear things."

Pfft...she's being an attention zombie. Again.

by urbanronin September 25, 2021

Tweet Attention Deficit Disorder

The inability to comprehend anything containing more than
140 characters.

President Lincoln, we know it's an important speech tomorrow at Gettysburg, but considering tweet attention deficit disorder could you cut it down to 140 words?

by I.M.Salmon March 5, 2011

Pump Attendant

Yeah you know, the old crotchety fucks that are just waiting to die but can’t afford to be all the way retired so they get a job that requires as little effort as possible.

That pump attendant chewed my ass for leaving my car running while pumping my gas.

by Ditzler’s Customs July 23, 2018

Negative Attention

Is when one uses a facial expression that shows anger or displeasure towards another person, then often followed speaking critical language of a particular act or acts.

Tom really showed, Negative Attention to Jim about his recent actions.

by John Wordsleuth June 25, 2021