i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

big smoke do be lookin kinda thicc.

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

by becauseyes no yes no 6969 November 1, 2020

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by Bukkot November 2, 2020

One for the stink and two for the pink

Also known as the shocker. Inserting the middle and index finger into the beaver and the pinky finger into the cleaver. The name shocker comes from the SHOCK the chick gets when the pinky is inserted in her ass.

Jack gave Jill one for the stink and two for the pink, and it was good.

by SpanishHizbo August 30, 2005

I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you

Equivalent to I'm 13373|2 than u, except even though it sounds dorky, it is actually cooler.

Haha, I just kicked your ass!

I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you!

by Bob882 August 28, 2004

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...

by royceda20 May 3, 2009

Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

Modern day “two birds one stone” but with a twist to spruce it up.

Can I share with you, Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

by B-rizzy June 23, 2021

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019