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Hot Anchor 

1. A condition that occurs when one's pants or underwear sticks to their butt cheeks.

2. A spot where the clothing is stuck or "anchored" to your butt.

Note: Hot anchors usually happen in hot, humid climates and frequently occur when one sits on leather of vinyl furniture for a long time.

The cure for a hot anchor is called the pick and flap maneuver. To execute the pick and flap maneuver, grasp your pants and underwear between your thiumb and forefinger near the hot anchor, pick (pull) the garments away from your butt cheek and gently flap the material so that it doesn't re-attach itself.
Man, we were sitting in the restaurant booth for so long, when I got up I had a serious hot anchor.
Hot Anchor by Jim R. April 27, 2005
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rusty anchor 

Having anal sex and afterwards recieving oral sex.
After the awesome butt sex, she gave me a rusty anchor
rusty anchor by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Skank Anchor 

An award bestowed on an individual, voted on by convention, to be worn for a specific period of time for committing a most heinous act (usuallly sexual in nature) with a most heinous partner.
The skank anchor was bestowed upon "individual" for committing the act of " specific act here" With "specified partner here"
Skank Anchor by Poomba December 12, 2006

brown anchor 

poop, shit, crap, deuce, feces, finkle matter,
"This taco bell is getting ready to come out. Where's your bathroom I gotta drop the brown anchor."
brown anchor by Paul Binder June 16, 2008

Dropping anchor at poo bay 

a person who prefers to give anal pleasure.

boat anchor 

1. Any large electronic device that has become outdated, and thus is much larger and heavier than modern versions. A small (usually handheld) such device is called a brick.

2. In ham radio, a piece of radio equipment meeting the criteria in definition 1.
1. That stereo is a total boat anchor!

2. I went to a hamfest last weekend and bought a boat anchor from the 1970's.
boat anchor by Artation January 4, 2009

WET ANCHOR 

A wanker,one who does things for show or acts publicy offensive. A nuisance.
"look at that wet anchor with the pimped up corolla."
WET ANCHOR by tastefullysmutty February 24, 2009