Tanned Albert

Dipping the end of ones penis into a large tub of fake tan. The desired result being an orange tip to an otherwise white shaft.

Have you heard what Jake has done to his lad ? he dipped it in a vat of st tropez, a propper Tanned Albert / Tangotip

by zuggerpest October 15, 2018

albert mathew

still indian and still has a big nose

oi oi albert mathew still has a massive nose (cock)

by josh downes April 4, 2022

Albert Buffman

Albert Buffman.

You’ve reached the office of Albert Buffman. Please hold.

by Albert Buffman April 14, 2022

Albert Josef

The Professor from Money Heist

Oh look it’s Albert Josef!

by psedonymm November 24, 2021

Albert Camus

Albert Camus, the father of the absurdism or the "ultimate daddy"

"omg u r reading The stranger?"
"yes, I love Albert Camus"
"We all do"

by bellobelisimo October 14, 2022

Alberte Ø.

Cool🐝

Alberte Ø.

by Pilgrim.harold March 2, 2021

albert lyons

{Noun}
Albert Lyons or Mr Lyons, is a very nice man with a mustache who teaches Science. If you see him obey him and actually listen to him in class or I'll find you and ask you to stop being mean to him very nicely because I'm not the aggressive type :)

The boy wasn't as smart as Albert Lyons; Oh no, Mr Albert Lyons, he is on his phone again.

by Albatross studying Scientist July 3, 2019