Ayatollah’d

Being fired from your job on your first day at work.

Example: Bob got appointed to lead Iran on Monday morning, but was forced to resign after exploding just hours later. Bob has been Ayatollah’d

by notaprogressiveaussie March 4, 2026

Flag

Get the Ayatollah’d mug.

Ayatollah

Something the exist for roughly 20 mins after discovery

That video was only roughly 1 Ayatollah long

by Tripdz March 29, 2026

Flag

Get the Ayatollah mug.

Related Words

Ahyat • Ayato • ayatollah • ayatosbabe • Ahwatukee • Ahyan • ayat • Ayati • _ayatorule34_ • aayat

Ahmatized

That stupid fucking word from the Taylor Swift song "Wood" used to censor "dickmatized" that my autism also chose to keep stimming for weeks with the way she says Ah!

OH NO GUYS I'M GETTING AHMATIZED HELP ME! RUN AWAY IT'S THE AHMATIZER!!!

y'all are not ready for this conversation but wood is the best taylor swift song ever #ahmatized #magicwand #ahmatizedswifties #redwoodtree #thatfeelingwhenyougetahmatized #theahmatizer #taylorsahmatizing #ahmatizingphenomenon #iloveahmatizing #hislovewasthekey #getahmatizedforfree #openedmyeyes #mewhenimahmatized #ahmatizedme #itainthardtosee #jointheahmatized #ilovewood #ahmatized

by FuckTaylorSwift November 1, 2025

Flag

Get the Ahmatized mug.

Yuri Ayato

hes literally the ugliest mf existing like why do yall simp for a virtual pink dyed hair dude, do yall touch grass? he looks so fresh out of elementary and could not donate rizz. he looks like a fall ass vampire who failed his missions

y/n: yuri ayato is so ho-
SHUT UP HES NOT EVEN THAT HANDSOME OR CUTE ARE YOU EVEN OUT OF YOUR MIND

by ineedaltskeychainforchristmas December 2, 2023

Flag