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Garfield

Someone who is of average stature and size but yet very lazy and is addicted to eating beans is what a garfield could be defined as
That man is a garfield, A garfield person lives next to us
by User T70 July 6, 2024
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Garfield

A really fat girl doing things she shouldn’t be.
God, look at that Garfield try and get into that lifted Jeep.
by Thecrimsonprick May 22, 2023
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Garfield

by JayD0423 October 16, 2015
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Garfield

when you die you will go to hell and be devoured by this god of a being
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
by oskarrr January 24, 2022
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Garfield

He is all powerful.

You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.

To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.

This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.

He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.
Man 1: Oh shit...

Man 2: what?

Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...

Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!
by The Peter tower January 7, 2024
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Lil Garfield

A desperate kid who wants to join your discord server after being repeatedly banned. Often known for selling random cologne and tickets to his rap performances. Very bad at rapping.
I was enjoing my day until i got a message from Lil Garfield on Instagram.
by Pairadyce August 22, 2024
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