by Dobus March 21, 2017
“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating, I totally cream tied myself”
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but missed and totally gave her a cream tie”
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but missed and totally gave her a cream tie”
by Bill Simonsonson November 10, 2019
“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating last night, I totally cream tied myself. “
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but totally gave her a cream tie.”
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but totally gave her a cream tie.”
by Bill Simonsonson November 10, 2019
by gabisisidsjd December 29, 2020
That girl just came up to me and laughed at my tie. She doesn't know it yet but she just chewed on some tie bait
by Scouseroo September 25, 2006
Give Me My Cellphone!
Its not yours
Look it has a different background
*Clip-on-tie*
Oops then who has my phone?
Its not yours
Look it has a different background
*Clip-on-tie*
Oops then who has my phone?
by Bob Hoey April 11, 2008
To get sloshed
My brain is getting mushy and picled by alcohol, resulting in staggering and falling over which compounds the sloshing.
by Dick Splash August 10, 2003