Jew

Describes everything wrong with the universe

What a jew thing to do

by Hitler21 May 24, 2018

Jew

A money stealing parasite.

Guy1: "Watch out, there is a jew over there"
Guy2: "Thanks man, you saved my money"

by Numnum√ August 27, 2018

Jew

Representing the typical Jew who talks about how much money their family has and is annoying asf. Contains the following characteristics: goes to a expensive sleep away camp, only eats organic shit from Whole Foods, friebds with other Jews, annoys everyone who is not Jewish, and etc. (not saying all jewsih people are like this)

* leaves camp for a total of 10 mins post a picture on insta saying “365 days till camp” *

She is such a Jew

by Sheck wes October 14, 2018

No Jew

A phrased used when someone is being stingy with their money. In other words, being really cheap.

Brian: *Put change in the tip box

Josh: *Takes the change back

Brian: Brahh!! "No Jew, No Jew"

by Blee5192 February 8, 2010

Jew

A shortened term for the tribe of Judah which is one of the twelve tribes of Israel. A large portion of the tribe of Judah are known today as African American.

In 70 AD Emperor Titus won the siege of Jerusalem which lead many Jews to flee further into Africa to blend in with other black races. They settled in parts of Africa including the west coast of Africa where centuries later their descendants would be enslaved.

by Romans9 November 30, 2018

jew

jew is a specimen not to be bothered. He wields 5 of the 30 chaos emeralds, and is the strongest sonic character known to date. He has 3 arms, 1 of which being a tentacle, and always says his famous catchphrase "Nigga die damn"

"Omg im such a jew today"

by TheVeryMaSKY May 20, 2019

Jew

Someone with an identity crisis, someone who pretends to get his or her way. Someone who steals, cheats, plays victim and blames and tries to control others.

Look at that Jew, he's totally acting like one, and I don't think he wants us to know about it.

by realspoke January 9, 2019