Henry

Henry is the name a parent gives to the child they know will go no where in life. People who have the name Henry are often walking red flags. Henry's who also have a last name that end in H are the worst kind (ie: Hoover, Hooper etc)

Hey Henry is coming to the party tonight. Well Shit...

by RipePie May 30, 2022

henry

Acronym for: High earner, not rich yet

A buzzword coined in a 2003 Fortune Magazine article to refer to a segment of families earning between $250,000 and $500,000, but not having much left after taxes, schooling, housing and family costs - not to mention saving for an affluent retirement.

The credit card companies want to attract henry's as new customers, given their revenue potential.

by viper2200 September 8, 2016

Henry

An arbitrarily gay name.

Lameass:Hi guys, my name is Henry and I play the violin.

Everyone else: wow, that guy has an arbitrarily gay name, and who plays the violin these days in such an ugly vest?

by R. KEllz September 10, 2010

Henry

The coolest, nerdy, hacking genius I've ever met. either if you need a hug, help with homework, or just need to talk, he's always there for you. Henry also enjoys to speak in his own made up language.

A sentence Henry would use:

"If purple unicorns can't fly than why do sandwiches contain pickles?"

by Splashy1226 March 11, 2015

henry

A weirdo who this he knows it all.He interrupts everyone no matter what. However can a sweet fellow with a hilarious laugh and smile.Can be helpful but cant tell when someone is being sarcastic.

Henry: You know you're sitting on my chair ,right?
Girl: Really,I had no idea!
Henry:are you being sarcastic??
Girl: no I'm dead serious.
Henry:Oh ok
Girl:Seriously?? wow.

by @gossipgirls May 31, 2017

HENRY

ONE who acts like a cat.

hey dude look at that guy hes being a henry! keep him away form ur cat man!

by katooey June 10, 2008

Henry

Dog and child lover

Henry is a fucking creep.

by King Dong Friend Man August 7, 2011