sexual failure

You miss your shot in the woman or man you are having sex by forget you to finish your self or the person your fucking

Nice job honey you missed you are a sexual failure

by I love wasting time December 01, 2021

EPIC FAILURE

When you allow millions of undocumented aliens through the southern border of the US, have done nothing to help reduce the over 9% inflation rate or the doubling of gas prices, enforced authoritarian mandates, caused loss of American lives while retreating from Afghanistan, and cannot remain coherent for one press conference.

Joe Biden is an Epic Failure!

by J-Patriot July 18, 2022

Landmaster failure

To use either fox, falco, or wolf's final smash in Super Smash Brothers Brawl, only to have the landmaster fall offscreen somehow.

Fox: LANDMASTER!
iland master falls through the floor somehow /i
Wolf: Landmaster failure!

by strongfan June 19, 2008

failure pile

When one's defecation resembles a mix between a healthy poop and diarrhea.

After taking a failure pile, Doug realized that he had to add more fiber to his daily diet.

by Anonymous Poop Tipster July 11, 2008

ding of failure

We're not quite sure,
but it's used by some people when they have no come back prepared.
most often heard when people fail at guitar hero.

you hear that? it's the ding of failure!

by charlenex March 24, 2008

failure management

A company designed for managing the amount of failure in the world there is. Invented by Steven He in 2020.

Steven He: Do you know where the failure management is?
Me: No? Why?
Steven He: Because I want to tell them my son is a FAILURE!
Steven He's son: Dad I'm right here

by A very weird person January 05, 2023

Degree of Failure

When you go to college and fail at everything you will be rewarded the degree of failure.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Ed failed all his classes?

Guy 2: Yep, he got a degree of failure.

by Mysti Matthews September 09, 2010