A guy who cannot stay faithful to their partner in a previously agreed upon monogamous relationship. Also used for assholes in a poly relationship where they are not truthful and lie about seeing others.
by Baroness Kit February 25, 2019
A more colorful version of the ol' one two punch; the ol' tag and bag; the ol' shake and bake. Basically when you and your homie team up and do something fuckin awesome.
The groom had two Best Men, so we teamed up for the Best Man speech at the wedding and gave it the ol' 1979 buttfuck.
by grizzli25 May 18, 2017
John: Holy shit! Mike just put his buttfucking shoes on!!
Shane: Holy cow, looks like Lisa is about to get some anal action!!
Shane: Holy cow, looks like Lisa is about to get some anal action!!
by Thegundy April 15, 2022
1) Gay group sex where each participant other than the first and last man has a penis in his rectum and his penis in a rectum. 2) A line of motorists with no regard for adequate following distance.
by flodgenuttz February 19, 2015
A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.
by Hanakosmomsimp May 21, 2022
An otherwise unobtrusive looking urban intersection that has a disproportionate amount of oblivious idiot drivers who think they own the road.
I almost got hit when driving past the building supply store by the gas station-it's a major buttfuck alley!
by Psychiclunchlady August 11, 2017
Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.
At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.
by Rufus Truthfist August 03, 2009