A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.
by Hanakosmomsimp May 21, 2022
Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.
At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.
by Rufus Truthfist August 3, 2009
A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.
by Tillmeister September 11, 2022
Hey fuck that guy. Buttfuck that guy in the mouth.
Video game boss. Let's go buttfuck that guy in the mouth
This is the worst day of my life, I feel like I got buttfucked in the mouth
Buttfuck in the mouth
Video game boss. Let's go buttfuck that guy in the mouth
This is the worst day of my life, I feel like I got buttfucked in the mouth
Buttfuck in the mouth
by Hammergut July 13, 2019
A guy who cannot stay faithful to their partner in a previously agreed upon monogamous relationship. Also used for assholes in a poly relationship where they are not truthful and lie about seeing others.
by Baroness Kit February 25, 2019
A more colorful version of the ol' one two punch; the ol' tag and bag; the ol' shake and bake. Basically when you and your homie team up and do something fuckin awesome.
The groom had two Best Men, so we teamed up for the Best Man speech at the wedding and gave it the ol' 1979 buttfuck.
by grizzli25 May 18, 2017
When one shoves eggs up their partner's ass, fucks them to crack the eggs, and has that partner shit them back out into a pan to cook and eat the resulting scramble.
"I heard through a grapevine that Brad convinced his girlfriend to try a Buttfuck Scramble, the other night."
by A.O.B.L. October 16, 2023