Lanky Barbara

Lankiest Person to ever step on the planet. If you don't wish on her birthday (25 March) she'll strangle u with her long lanky legs. She also has a worm in her house and she is just. Lanky like coconut

Coconut: "hey, do you think I'm a Lanky Barbara?"

Mango: "yes, and that's y I don't like you eww"

by Rotutu.co.uk March 25, 2022

Barbara

A person, usually a aunt, that seems nice at first glance, but in reality, is secretly the living equal to Satan's asshole.

barbara: Practically Karen in disguise, pulling such recognizable moves as "I have a coupon around here somewhere", "this generation is so entitled", and of course, "I want to speak to your manager"

by readthistowinthebigGAY December 18, 2019

Barbara

A bitch and a hoe isnt loyal to the man that loved her very very much she is a bitch

yo barbara is a bitch

by Jose bentacourt December 6, 2023

Santa Barbara News-Press

was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.

The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.

The newsroom was reduced from 65 employees to 20 by 2016; that same year, the Santa Barbara News-Press was among the first newspapers to endorse Donald Trump's campaign for president. McCaw authored several right-wing editorials during the following years, including criticism of social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic. The newspaper's printed edition was later reduced to four pages before being eliminated entirely.

by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023

Barbara Wears Prada

A 'vegetarian' vampire who feeds on the tears of small children. In the night she sings duets with Kanye West in return for drug money. She has sex with cars ONLY and will not give into peer pressure unless M&M's are involved. At 4:08 am, she turns into a mindless zombie.

And her MySpace is so lame.
Kill her with a spork.
:D

Barbara Wears Prada spends too much time on MySpace. >:

by Cindy Lou Who is A Skank February 7, 2009

Barbara

Barbara is that friend who says they’re average but in reality just hella gorgeous. She’s also the type of friend to always be there and truly listen to what you’ve got to say even if you’re just very weird. Barbara’s also usually have a cat called Oreo. Oreo’s aren’t very keen on Barbara’s but definitely like people who are tall (just a fact). Barbara’s would also make the best mother with how loving and understanding they can be, especially with their heart of diamond made from all their hardships. Barbara’s are also very weird considering they classify tomatoes as a snack so maybe she won’t be in charge of snack choices, or her children gonna be suffering from tomato overdoses. In conclusion, Barbara will be someone who’ll make a lasting mark on your life and truly feel like home. A home where she isn’t in charge of snack choices.

Barbara has agreed to give Oreo to me!

by Oreoisthebest3000 November 22, 2021

dps barbara

the most op meta unit in all of genshin. all players weep in the presence of dps barbara.

dude, did u just see that guy flexing his dps barbara?
HELL YEAH DUDE!! DPSBARBARADPSBARBARADPSBARBARA

by eimiko<33 June 15, 2022