Crunchy Sparkle

The practice of freezing peanut butter inside a condom to create a phallic object for pleasuring oneself.

Callum thought his Crunchy Sparkle was taking too long to freeze before his parents got home.

by EJean June 17, 2019

Crunchy Taco

A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.

Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.

Hey Steve what did you do last night?

“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”

by Janine LaSalle February 4, 2018

crunchy karen

A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.

"Did you see Amy the other week?"

"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."

"What a Crunchy Karen."

"What is a crunchy Karen?"

"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."

by Chloerose98 March 4, 2021

crunchy foreskin

the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.

Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!

by quimb December 31, 2021

Crunchy nut

When you nut while having a kidney stone

Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt

by John nut September 26, 2019

Lucky Crunchy

So you crush some chips (usually Lay’s but it can be whatever). Then you put the chips in your partner’s asshole or pussy. You then eat the chips out of them while throat fucking her or him

I heard Harry and his girl totally had a radical lucky crunchy the other day!

by The_Dufe July 9, 2023

crunchy banana

When you spread peanut butter on your dick and you realize its extra crunchy.

Extra crunchy on my dick is always done “the good old fashion way” and is known as a crunchy banana.

by MikeHoncho504 March 5, 2022