Shit up

Something that a retard called Brian does

Brian shit up

Can you type probably

Look it up

by Ninja.gfx November 25, 2018

Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down

Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.

by Amiricle February 7, 2023

No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.

"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."

by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020

Oh shit

Two words you never want to hear when working with nuclear power

“Oh shit!”

Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant

by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021

Shit

To be cobracoy

“Man, I died again!? I’m shit..”

by Cobracoy November 29, 2023

shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.

Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.

by redhen1 October 12, 2022

Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018