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brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.
Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!
by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023
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your mom

if you go into the kitchen in the middle of the and scream fortnite kid outloud 360 times a person called your mom will beat your ass
by yourdad8913 March 28, 2022
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national take your crush to chick-fil-a day

november 16th

when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a
karen want to go to chick-fil-a?

sure,why?
BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL TAKE YOUR CRUSH TO CHICK-FIL-A DAY
by usucc October 29, 2019
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Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus

A phrase to be used when a friend, acquaintance or otherwise known person says something so utterly false and simply wrong, that you must quickly and deliberately inform them of their logical fallacy.
"Ass is better than boobs" said a jew
"Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus" said the greek
by Thechickenmaster6000 February 20, 2022
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Pop Your Pussy

When you put a ping pong ball in your pussy and you pop it across your man’s chest
by Pastaonthemonsta February 11, 2024
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get your "on the rocks" off

Having a margarita so good, you feel deep primal pleasure.
Do you want to get your "on the rocks" off? Then you have to have one of these Adelitas Cocina y Cantina Margaritas!"
by kj.trustedphoto April 27, 2020
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