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care your ass

meaning to go somewhere away from someone
“girl if you wont care your ass
i cant wait to care my ass”
by anonymous October 1, 2023
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your mother!!!

why are you searching this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pers on1: your mother!!!
p erson2: keep yourself safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by stoppostingaboutBALLER April 17, 2024
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pick your spots

Advice to give someone who has put themselves in a frustrating, dangerous, or dire position.
"So you cheated on your wife, pick your spots, man."
by Cricket Owlndog November 3, 2020
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Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.
Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.
by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011
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weedle your deedle

To urinate especially after one has had a lot to drink.
After seven beers in two hours you'd better weedle your deedle before you burst.
mugGet the weedle your deedlemug.

Your Mother

Your mother
I hate your mother
by KCPP February 26, 2024
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