"When the sergeant ordered me to jump off the moving bridge, I yelled, 'Not on your life! That's crazy!'"
by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024
Get the Not on your lifemug. A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.
From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021
Get the Bowling ball with your name on itmug. by Why_reading_this? March 27, 2019
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Angel JOse RObles, You Are finnally Are Able To DO Things Are Your Own, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.
PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!
by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025
Get the Your fathermug. by eeeeeeeeeeeh October 2, 2023
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