“I like that dress! No offense though but my grandma can shop better than you :D”
“What a nice dick”
“What a nice dick”
by John Trovolani January 13, 2023
by MetzgerMeister1 December 25, 2018
this is when your girlfriend or wife spit all over your dick really good and slobber all over it and rub it all over to get it really spitty and wet and you fuck her pussy so good and her spit makes the sex feel so much better if her pussy not loose and tight. she can make her pussy in vinegar water in bath tub no worries. don't let her do this so she can cheat, if its loose . leave her for good and don't go back. do this every time before you have sex. it feels 6666 times better than normal sex. this does not work on dildos or sex toys or animals. do not try that sick shit with those things and lie about it and say it doesn't feel good like people did with other stuff like they did it and knock a good thing trying to act like they can get it too and mess it up for everyone
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
by Handsom3 Jack August 02, 2017
In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.
Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
by Creeky Joints July 29, 2024
This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.
person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick
by ooop- October 15, 2022
Boys who get angry and triggered when someone calls them or other males sluts or whores because they think being a boy is a justifiable excuse to being a slag.
Girl1: Haha, Justin got so triggered when I called his favorite actor a man whore, but it's true! He really is one!
Girl2: Don't mind him sis, he's a Dick whore himself.
Girl2: Don't mind him sis, he's a Dick whore himself.
by Iprobablyfuckinghateyou September 30, 2018