dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.

"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."

by er1ko February 6, 2021

Dick

Dick is a slang word the means penis or

It is a thing to eat or what you can call someone

Daughter :can I eat your dick

Dad:sure sorry it’s really big it’s raw so eat it its on the stovetop
Daughter : 🤤 yummy

by XboxkidJr April 13, 2022

Dick cheese

Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public

Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 14, 2016

Dick Clip

A clip for a gun that is a “dick” because it’s long and sticks out

Keep the glock wit a dick clip

by ohka October 16, 2020

Zach’s dick

Massively large

Some people say Zach’s dick is bigger than a giant horse cock

by Rando1234683 April 10, 2023

Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.

Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.

by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023

burning your dick

The act of jacking off with icy hot

You're burning your dick

by Jace Teck December 12, 2016