I promise you means that you love a person beyond loves bounds and ther are a promise you'll have too keep
by Your_lovermadethis June 22, 2024

by Dick demolisher224 November 19, 2022

“Think you’re the shit, bitch? You not even the fart.” Fire ass bar by ice spice meaning that one girl who thinks she’s the shit, is really not.
by marriiii!! February 4, 2024

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
by RetroWave January 17, 2023

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

by Wellned September 23, 2012

by Arnoldthemanleyman March 20, 2024
