Hold it while you pee

When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.

Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”

Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you”

by Thickaz May 29, 2024

Sorry you feel that way

Just the most narcissistic shit...

A retard "Sorry you feel that way."

Hym "It isn't a feeling. How I feel is irrelevant. This is oppression facilitated by suppression. There has never been an end to oppression without violence. So, is it today or no? The discourse doesn't seem to be working. I don't know what you think is going happen here. I've reduced your options to 2. There is no being on a team with any of you fucks and anyone stupid enough to do it is bulding a house on an obelisk. You're not sorry. There is no sorry. This entire society is a farce and if you're not going to let me out of it I'm just going to murder a kid and kill myself. Hurry it up. When do you want it to happen? Figure it out. Let's go."

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

Are you talking about me?

What? Nono... This guy I saw- this guy I heard I mean... He was saying that. Why? Does it apply?

Hym "That's exactly what it is you smug fuck. You're perpetually trying to get me to pull you finger so you can fart in my face you fucking prick. 'ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt Me?' You think I don't fucking know that? Don't you think I already know exactly who that would go?"

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024

see you around...or not

1. When you leave someone after a good time and you know you're bound to see them again
2. When someone just pissed you off and you need to walk away

I'll see y'all tomorrow and as we always say...see you around...or not.
You get nothing else for me so see you around...or not.

by JamarLamont May 30, 2024

You

A lonely idiot who is gonna be single for the rest of your life

You are amazing

by anonymous February 9, 2024

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

by The BrGr February 9, 2024