your mom

a woman fatter than the earth that somehow gave birth to you

bro your mom so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl

by lihudfs March 22, 2022

Your walls

The place I’m currently in.

Me: Im in your walls
You: No ur not
Also you: *dies to me shooting you through the wall

by Inurwalls March 7, 2024

Slap your sandwich

Code word used in front on children for intercourse with your wife or girlfriend

I can’t wait for the kids to go to bed so I can slap your sandwich baby girl

by Sex with girlfriend November 27, 2020

Ask your crush out day 3

A day where you ask your crush out on July 25th

Alex: Hey, isnt it July 25th?
Karen: Yeah it is, why?
Alex: Well its Ask your crush out day 3, will you go out with me?

by 69696969420420420 July 25, 2020

YOUR MUM

if you dont get good grades, you are gon’ FEEL THE PAIN.

YOUR MUM looks very angry right now

by catso200 October 31, 2022

shocker your life

knowing the outcome of something or an issue.

shocker your life, black people would be eating FRIED CHICKEN!

by bryan, chelsea, carrie August 18, 2008

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013