if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

Are you gonna apologize!?

What? No... For what?

A stupid fucking retard with a whore for a wife "Are you gonna apologize!?"

Hym "What? No. For what? Literally everything I do is heroism. I'm better than everyone... What is there to apologize for? Oh! That! Yeah, no, you're right. I'm sorry. It isn't fair for me to be this much better than literally everyone. But don't blame me. And don't blame yourself... Blame you God for making you such retarded, repugnant, filth. You and your kids. It's gross. And whatever did this to you deserves to die."

by Hym Iam December 20, 2024

I Love You.

I love you. GoodBye

Her: I Love You.
Bestie:I love you too are you okay?
Her: ....
Bestie: Hello?
She's Gone I'm sorry.

by T3amumiz00mi3s August 11, 2023

i love you most ben

i love ben most, period.

ben: i love you most
kay: hahaha no sir. i love you most ben

by kaceevan January 11, 2022

Who are you actually

Who are you actually

"Who are you actually" is the phrase when people try to mock you.

by jagindas September 18, 2020

You smell like you're from England!

A random insult given from a pedestrian in the game GTA San Andreas.

CJ: *standing alone on the sidewalk*
Ped with brown shirt: You smell like you're from England!
CJ: Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022