Jason: You fat and you stink

Jamal: You made no money saying that
by Ezzlexx August 15, 2024
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Said in a deadpan tone in response to someone dropping their bat ie dropping their club money ie opening the ham ie treading on a frog ie cutting the cheese ie dropping their guts ie farting. Other responses include, speak up brown! Sew a button on that! how do you spell that? More tea vicar? And, twist!
The pope: parp!

Simon Cowell slowly putting a hand up and saying, ‘have you got another song?
by Moojhab o’Kool July 7, 2025
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if I ever find you

If ever I should find you:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.

*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.
If I ever find you…

Life changes. I will never lose hope.

These, my promises.
by Aurelius Vicque August 28, 2023
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You stole

You stole it!
Hym "I didn't lie about anything. You stole! You literally tried to steal my soul. You pranced in here an stole what was essentially the Hellraiser cube. Why would you do that? Have you seen Hellraiser? Do you know what happens if you solve the cube? That's why we don't steal things we don't understand."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2025
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A powder that indeed does make you say yes. It derives from a recent meme.
"Have you seen the movie Yes Man? It's about a man who challenges himself to eat powder that makes you say yes"
by skunklovers December 8, 2018
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