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All shit, no water

All shit, no water can describe a bad situation with unfavorable conditions. This includes a complex interplay of various circumstances, potential negative outcomes, and emotional distress, often characterized by uncertainty, risk, and a perceived lack of control. It can manifest in various forms, ranging from personal crises and interpersonal conflicts to broader societal challenges and global emergencies, each demanding careful assessment, strategic decision-making, and resilience to navigate effectively.
Ah, all shit, no water! I forgot my history homework, the teacher gonna kill me!
by yellowunocard August 14, 2025
mugGet the All shit, no watermug.

MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

WHENEVER you get a SANDWICH if you don't like condiments as the MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH flips. ASSH0LE.

A hint to ANAL ALAN to EAT SHIT in a METHODICAL WAY.
and says "MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH" BUTT the "BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOY'S importance cannot be underestimated as BOWEL SHIT , "MANDATORY THIS SANDWICH" down the HATCH , and yes KNOW BUTTS ABOUT IT as you RIMMING their BUDDAH RECORDS ASSH0LE as KNOW BUTTS ABOUT SHIT and the entire sandwich TONIGHT!!!!

Hey ANAL ALAN she bought you lots of food including PROBIOTICS AND CHEESE BALLS from TRADER DICKS as make that WHOLE WHEATMANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH tonight you "can't stop your PEDOPHILE EGOTISTICAL ASS from making a SHOW" as "DOWN THE HATCH " when you "TAKE A B0WEL".
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022
mugGet the MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICHmug.

piece of shit

a person that can be fatherless, emo, and weak. It has no friends and can barely lift a can of coke. The opposite of a sigma male.
Rufus: "You are very rude."
Jack: "You piece of shit."
Rufus: *Dies a deserved death*
by nutsucker69420 July 30, 2022
mugGet the piece of shitmug.

Orion Shit Bucket

Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.
Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Orion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!
by Mr. SussyBalls January 25, 2022
mugGet the Orion Shit Bucketmug.

on that fuck shit

when someone is on that fuck shit
he be on that fuck shit
by Fuck shitter August 31, 2021
mugGet the on that fuck shitmug.

shit and mouth disease

When a girl wipes back to front (arse to coochie) and then you proceed to go down on her and eat her shitty fanny
I got shit and mouth disease from going down on that girl that wipes back to front
by Ddkong July 27, 2022
mugGet the shit and mouth diseasemug.

Shit crippled

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.
"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."
by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017
mugGet the Shit crippledmug.

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