My choice act

The ability to commit suicide under certain stipulations that requires you to have a will and a power of attorney to handle all things for you for six months and if you don’t commit suicide in that time you have the ability to regain your right to decision making over your own matters in most states this is called assisted suicide

My choice act is also known as assisted suicide

by Statesrights March 15, 2021

my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

fock my nock

its the dumb version of fuck my cock

your left nut: fock my nock
Joe Biden: yahhh queennn
your left nut: no not u
Joe Biden: *cry*
ChairCouch: me?
your left nut: yahhh
(seggys)

by your left nut March 16, 2021

Live my life

Sleeping around with your friends

Im not looking for a relationship i just want to live my life right now.

by silence28 March 16, 2021

MY PC

DONT F*CKING TOUCH MY PC

Shithead: *touches pc*
Entitled Person: DONT F*CKING TOUCH MY PC
Shithead: I wasn’t touching it

by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021

Chewing my Cazoo

Oakdale tradition which makes the chewer unable to recall the glory days of welsh rugby...

*not that I remember 76 or 78..I was probably too busy chewing my Cazoo"

by Reynolds72 March 18, 2021

My Bucket

My Vehicle

I need to wash my bucket. and/or How do you expect to get a date with that bucket?

by BigCryBaby March 18, 2021