care your ass

meaning to go somewhere away from someone

“girl if you wont care your ass”
“i cant wait to care my ass”

by anonymous October 1, 2023

Smack YOur Back In THe Back Of THe Catholicized Motorbus

Smack YOur Back In THe Back Of THe Catholicized Motorbus

Smack YOur Back In THe Back Of THe Catholicized Motorbus

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.

Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.

by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011

post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021

dart your auntie

Going as hard as you fucking can on the persons aunt. This is extremely very disrespectful! how low do you have to go to dart someone untie....anyways you do get hella clout

bro i had to dart your auntie last night

wtf you fucking bitch

sorry i needed the clout

by ihadtodartyourauntie January 25, 2019

oil your drumstick

When your friend can't say masturbate he says "oil your drumstick"

BigDaddy: So do you still oil your drumstick Frank?
Frank: Dude, just say masturbate.

by BrotherGeorge February 28, 2016

your what hurts?

When someone is ranting about something that you don’t have the time to pay attention to, you reply “your what hurts?”. very effective in shutting the person up

person: did you hear about that conflict in french guiana?

person 2: your what hurts?

person: nevermind

by valleylog July 15, 2022