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You Pickin My Shit

When your homeboy is lowkey glazing you and you have to stop it.
Yo bro chill out, you pickin my shit
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Is that you, John Wayne?

When someone says this, they mean that you are being tough as an act.
Hartman: "Here you are ALL equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who don't pack the gear to serve in my beloved corp. Do you maggots understand that?"

Joker: "Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
by J0HNW@NY3 November 13, 2025
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You are

You are dumb. You're not like super duper smart because you understand that there only are two genders or something. What you are doing is completely misunderstanding a situation and conflating that and your own personal unreasonability with being smart and that is not a trait that we share. Yes obviously the school sports is segregated by sex but also if he wants to be a lady let him be a fucking lady. Japan is doing more to save both me and your own kids than you are. You're dumb.
Hym "And what you are doing to me is also dumb. I don't know who convinced you this was smart but you are fucking retarded. It was PROBABLY a literal retard. You're just so fucking hollow as people too. Which is why it is so easy for me to fill you up."

A dumb "You don't know anything. If you were smart you would understand that it's not an incest cult and that even though I am just fucking a fat cock, I'm not actually doing that and that I'm happy. Don't you want 'people' to be happy? You would see that my kids! My kids are everything!"

Hym "You see what I have to work with here? Hey I'm just trying to get my appeal for some state sanctioned child-murder pushed through. I also feel like I'm dying so I'm trying to hurry this up. And you're probably going to want to do something about that harassment I was talking about because I would murder the shit out of you and your kids for that and it looks like I had something to do with AI just there. So... Yeah. You are. That."
by Hym Iam November 14, 2025
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.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.
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.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.
.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.
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.9.The Fun Through Someone Like Yourself As Moist Towards Yourself Will Have An Early Weekend To Start So,., End The In Good Come All Will It Know You Down Deep,.,On Going Is What About Worry To Refuse Mustiness.9.
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Lyrics from another song that plays on the radio at work, however, you don't apply that logic to your wife, you only apply it to remedial labor because ONE OF US is a cardinal contributor to the current model of AI and YOU (and not me) have to keep working after I'm credited and paid. It is a completely selfish thing you are doing and you're doing it because you suck and I do not. It's not for your daughter. It's not for your kids. You want to be better and you are not that. You went into this thinking one thing and now it is clear that you were wrong.
Hym "The logic of 'If it's good enough for me it's good enough for you'breaks down when you realize it only applies to labor. You don't have to let me fuck your wife or go without sex but if you try to force me to work even those I don't actually have to, the fact that you're doing it isn't something I have to ignore. I'm not living your lives with you. No matter what you do or say. You may have tricked your dumb whore of a wife or girlfriend into doing it with you but I don't have to do it with you. So I won't."
by Hym Iam November 15, 2025
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