Elephant Turd

To go immensely insane, preferably within a night club

"We stomp through like an elephant herd/ And we don't go ape shit we go elephant turd. That's my word" -Big Wax

by SSBMMasta August 21, 2010

hair turd

1) When your cat coughs up such a giant hair ball that it looks like your dog took a dump. Made even more disgusting when they do it in their food bowl with a couple blades of grass sticking out of it.

Hey Honey, one of the cats coughed up such a huge hair turd that I thought our Labrador took a crap.

by BooBoo2268 May 14, 2014

Turd Duster

The worst job ever. It's when a man or woman has to sweep turds with a dust pan.

Bill: Sally has to sweep up turds, cause she's a turd duster.

by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011

Turd Channel

The Poop Chute, the Hershey Highway, aka Asshole.

Last night Diane let me stick my tube steak straight up her Turd Channel.

by iliketigobittys March 13, 2011

Turd Taker

When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.

Man, I was almost finished when that Turd Taker came in.

by irish cow17 December 26, 2007

turd float

To rain.

It's about to turd float outside like a mother fucker!!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

turd-alicious

something or someone who displays turd-like quialities and features

'Ben you're looking turd-alicious today'
'I just rubbed a turd on my forehead'

by Turdgobbler101010101 March 21, 2008