Turd Taker

When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.

Man, I was almost finished when that Turd Taker came in.

by irish cow17 November 26, 2007

turd-alicious

something or someone who displays turd-like quialities and features

'Ben you're looking turd-alicious today'
'I just rubbed a turd on my forehead'

by Turdgobbler101010101 March 22, 2008

hair turd

1) When your cat coughs up such a giant hair ball that it looks like your dog took a dump. Made even more disgusting when they do it in their food bowl with a couple blades of grass sticking out of it.

Hey Honey, one of the cats coughed up such a huge hair turd that I thought our Labrador took a crap.

by BooBoo2268 May 14, 2014

turd float

To rain.

It's about to turd float outside like a mother fucker!!

by jeepzilla December 13, 2003

urban turd

To take a turd in an outdoors yet urban environment ie. housing estate, alleyway, school yard etc

"did you hear, henry took an urban turd on the door"

by jeff member May 29, 2008

Turd Duster

The worst job ever. It's when a man or woman has to sweep turds with a dust pan.

Bill: Sally has to sweep up turds, cause she's a turd duster.

by Monkey Sling Poo October 16, 2011

Turd Burglar

The act of sneaking up on a drunk passed out girl at a party and having anal sex with her. The next morning she will wake up and realize her ass cherry has been stolen

Damn did you hear about that party lat night, Brittany lost her ass cherry to a Turd Burglar.

by carolina hitman November 06, 2010