Captain H-Ball

Any extremely intoxicated boat captain from a mix of cocaine, mushrooms and cheap beer.
Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.
by Captain Smoothwater September 02, 2022
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captain coral

A girl who can be viewed as somewhat of a scenester, smokes a lot, parties a lot, and seems generally nice to those who meet her in passing, but who cannot be trusted when it comes to genuine friendship.
Watch out on the high seas for Captain Coral! When the ocean gets choppy, so does her attitude and her hair!
by qwertytehehe October 15, 2010
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space gunner captain

mainly the most awesome thing in the world but more frequently known as tom.
yo did you go to space like my boi tom?!?!? hes a space gunner captain bro
by bomb236669 November 27, 2018
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Captain Shartacus

A man who can't help but shit himself
Hey man are u captain Shartacus??
Yeah bro, didn't you know!
by ULTIMATE October 25, 2016
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Captain Banana Pants

Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.
Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!
by JeffyFanatic5000 January 05, 2022
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Captain Pisser

A glass of warm piss with two shots of Captain Morgan dropped in
Kid 1: "Dude, I just pissed in that cup"
Kid 2: " Sweet! Grab the Morgan and do a Captain Pisser"
by drummerjg March 04, 2012
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Captain Marcel

A woman on a rescue mission for her sister that's down to the mountain. She requires back up. Let everyone know she went down to the mountain.
Hello this is Captain Marcel, My Sister went down, down to the mountain. I gotta save my sister.
by Shady256969 February 13, 2022
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